We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
I am completely unsurprised by where MA is located on the bottom list. (nor Texas. so polite and so well-spoken—at least in public when people are asking us questions about it.)
THAT’S BULLSHIT VERMONT IS VERY FUCKING COURTEOUS, COCKSUCKER.
JESUSFUCK, WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ABOUT VA BEING LEAST LIKELY TO FUCKING CURSE? DAMN HOMIE, WHERE YOU GETTING YOUR FUCKING INFORMATION? DON’T YOU FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THE NAVAL FUCKING BASES? IF ANYONE WERE TO SWEAR LIKE A FUCKING SAILOR, IT’D BE ALL THE FUCKING SAILORS, YOU DIG? I MEAN, GET WITH THE PROGRAM MOTHERFUCKER. ASSHATS HERE ARE TWICE AS LIKELY TO SPEW SHIT AT YOU. Or at least say fuck a lot. I mean, come on… two of the cities by me, when people try to pronounce them, I tell them “Second syllable is fuck, not folk.”